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Smart Money Already Rotating Into Xmas Shitcoins

LONDON — This November, a new buzz has emerged as astute investors are diverting their attention to an unexpected sector: Christmas shitcoins.
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Dec 2

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Musk Explains Zero Knowledge Proof Means Requiring No Facts

Dec 22, 2023
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Cardano Announces Plan to Join ETH Merge | The Rug's Mostly Credible Newsletter #1

Aug 31, 2022
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PREMIUM — Jack Dorsey on Web 5: “Never Mind”

Nov 29, 2023
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PREMIUM — Elon Musk Buys 6.9% Stake in The Rug

Sep 8, 2023
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Brian Armstrong Announces That Coinbase Will Drink the Blood of Its Enemies

Jan 26, 2024
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PREMIUM — Jack Dorsey on Web 5: “Never Mind”

Nov 29, 2023
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PREMIUM — Elon Musk Buys 6.9% Stake in The Rug

Sep 8, 2023
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Brian Armstrong Announces That Coinbase Will Drink the Blood of Its Enemies

Jan 26, 2024
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AI Took My Job, My Girlfriend, and My Life Savings And All I Got Was This Stupid Meme Coin
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May 31
SAN FRANCISCO — Advanced automated intelligent large language models are depleting the funds of local resident Less Sentsinsky. Officials reported...
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Tesla to Pay Employees in Universal Intersubjective Work Tokens
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May 11
AUSTIN — Starting in Q3 of this year, Tesla will no longer pay employees in US Dollars and instead pay them in $TSLA, a brand new universal...
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Total Solar Eclipse Still Has Nothing on Luna Eclipse
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May 3
DALLAS — On April 8th the moon passed in front of the entirety of the sun for the first time since 2017. This rare phenomenon isn’t set to occur again...
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Trump Coin Faces Jail Time for Yield Generating Price Fixing
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Apr 26
WASHINGTON D.C. — The whole nation stands in awe as Trump Coin prepares to stand trial for price fixing yield-generating protocols on...
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PREMIUM — Bitcoin Halving Will Take Half Your Money, Experts Say
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Apr 19
POUGHKEEPSIE – Researchers at a small college in upstate New York have uncovered an alarming truth about the upcoming Bitcoin Halving. While many...
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Wall Street Shilling Dirty Drug Dealer Money
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Apr 5
In a quarterly announcement of the financial advisory meeting that took place in New York on Friday, BlackRock's Head of Digital Assets called bitcoin...
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HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu Wins Democratic Primary
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Mar 29
CHIGACO — In a surprising turn of events, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (aka BITCOIN) will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2024, and will run...
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PREMIUM — Scrooge McDuck Denounces Bitcoin
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Mar 22
Scrooge McDuck, the iconic miser and cold-hearted businessfowl, made headlines last Thursday by publicly denouncing Bitcoin as nothing more than...
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Sam Bankman-Fried: From Finance to Felon to Fashionista
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Mar 15
Sam Bankman-Fried, former billionaire and founder of FTX, now disgraced convict, is taking that frown and turning it upside down, once again...
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Bitcoin Hits ATH, Utopia Achieved
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Mar 8
In an unprecedented turn of events, the cryptocurrency market has become the savior humanity never knew it needed. Bitcoin, the poster chi...
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